Meet the Mytee® Team

 

John LaBarbera, President

Hello, my name is John LaBarbera. I’ve kept this facility running in tip-top shape for over twenty years. I’m tough but fair, so long as you follow my rules. I’m a social man, you’ll find me chatting on the phone, or my favorite, browsing Facebook. When I’m not running things around here I like to build machines. If you ever find yourself on my bad side, here’s a little something to remember: I’m a steak man.

Paul LaBarbera, Vice President

Hi, I’m Paul (you probably already knew that. I’m pretty famous on my block for my award winning acting in Mytee’s Out-of-the-Box Videos).

I started building carpet cleaning machines when I was a kid and have been in the industry ever since. When I’m not playing video games in my cell, I like to take my RC truck to the yard for some racing.

I’ve been sentenced to life at Mytee without parole. Come by and see me during visiting hours, Monday through Friday, 7:30a – 4:00p. Don’t forget the beer.

Gianna Hammer, Office Manager

Hi, I’m Gianna. Also known around here as Hudson’s mom. I have been raised in this industry since I was little- I guess you say it was my bad association that lead me here. However, now I have roaming privileges around here for good behavior so you never know where I am at. One thing is for sure. Hudson and I are partners in crime so wherever he is I’m not too far away.

Baby Hudson, TBD

Hi, I’m Hudson. I guess you could say I’m the cool baby on the block. Everyone wants to be a part of my crew. So I ask them, how well can you make a bottle? I pretty much have it made around here; adoring fans, fresh food supply (thanks Momma!), my own office…I even got the warden wrapped around my cute little fingers. If you need protection I’m the baby to ask, just don’t interrupt my nap time or my mom will make you regret it.

Vinnie LaBarbera, Engineering

Hi I’m Vincent, or as my cousins like to call me, Vinnie. I have been stuck, or should i said, content in my cell for over 20 years now. I keep my mind and thoughts busy with new ideas and mathematic challenges so that whenever I am freed I can conquer the world. What I enjoy most is our lunch time where I count the square footage of this prison while eating my subway sandwich. Sometimes, I sit with the others and listen to them or I just nod as my mind wanders. 

I could be social at times, I guess. So if you feel like running a issue by me, I will be sure to try to help you, or at least add up the numbers for you. 

Kenny, Graphic Designer

Hi, I’m Kenny. I grew up on a desert planet with my aunt and uncle who were unfortunately killed by Imp– oh wait, that was Luke Skywalker…

Umm…

It all started after my parents were killed outside of a theater in Goth– no, that was Batman…

Ermmm hi I’m Kenny…

Andy, Document Control 

Hi, I’m Andy and you can say I’m the Jack-of-All-Trades around here, the “Red” of Shawshank. I got sentenced for trying to smuggle bamboo into the states to my fellow pandas but got caught in a sting. I guess I wasn’t ninja enough, dang stomach and always being hungry. Originally I was housed at the maximum security San Diego Zoo but after being on good behavior I got transferred here. Been here for 4 years now and it’s a way better life then at MAX. I spend my days fixing computers, documenting machines and making sure the explodes views are correct, to making sure everyone has the right information around here, and of course eating. Stop by and visit… Oh, and when you see the sign “Don’t Feed the Pandas” don’t listen to it…Bring me some food.

Mahala, Customer Service

Hi, I’m Mahala…